StarDeath13
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Nov 10, 2006 #231

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chrisw
chrisw: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi chris
chrisw: Hello
chrisw: How can i help
You: i found an isajeep on the side of the road,mabey homeless and i wonder what i should feed it?
You: do they eat weeds?
chrisw: What is a isajeep
You: they really shouldnt let these things run wild like this.
You: im not really sure but thats what my friends called it.
chrisw: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: its small and furry and dark colored and makes funny babling sounds.
You: OMG isajeep is black?
You: so its a human?
chrisw: Thats what it shows
You: hmmm you think i should give him chicken?
You: it doesnt mention in the link.
You: oh the link too general gayhem explains alot.
You: i think this one does eat chicken.
chrisw: Are these results sufficient?
You: ummm one more question.
chrisw: Yes
You: does it say anything about isajeeps affection for tv's?
chrisw: Let me look
You: ok ty.
chrisw: Just in gen. sorry
chrisw: Tv that is!
You: ok ty,i hope he dont try and steal my womens and tvs tho.
chrisw: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: ty ill try and give him some chicken and let him loose.
chrisw: ok bye
You: bye :)
chrisw: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
chrisw: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Shorik
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Shorik
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Joined: Aug 13, 2002

Nov 10, 2006 #232

You: like "flock of isajeeps"?

:lol:
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ShoelessOne
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ShoelessOne
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Joined: Jul 08, 2002

Nov 10, 2006 #233

rebecca just helped me out, http://underground.chacha.com/guide_pro ... 1162772757


VenitaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: sup Venita?
VenitaD: Hi! What type of information are you looking for on The Office?
You: have you ever seen "the office"?
VenitaD: Yes! Every week
You: i love pam and jim so much, i hope someday to find such a wonderful connection with a person
You: have a good day!
N[W]O - ***Ace Sextuple***

****I AM ACTUALLY shoelessone****
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_adam
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Joined: Sep 22, 2005

Nov 10, 2006 #234

I LOVE AUSTRALIA wrote:rebecca just helped me out, http://underground.chacha.com/guide_pro ... 1162772757


VenitaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: sup Venita?
VenitaD: Hi! What type of information are you looking for on The Office?
You: have you ever seen "the office"?
VenitaD: Yes! Every week
You: i love pam and jim so much, i hope someday to find such a wonderful connection with a person
You: have a good day!
What the fuck, you can see their pictures and shit?! :eek:
lol internets!
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ShoelessOne
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Nov 10, 2006 #235

_fag wrote:What the fuck, you can see their pictures and shit?! :eek:
yeah, it's a bit unsettling

anyway, this is funny:

isajeep:
Insulting slang term for black people. Origin is from a black person who used the handle "isajeep" on genmay.com, a popular website for suburban children who have never met a black person.
N[W]O - ***Ace Sextuple***

****I AM ACTUALLY shoelessone****
b87f7c8231bcef050989f5aa358fc6c0
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IronMonkey
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Joined: Sep 07, 2006

Nov 10, 2006 #236

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Joined: Jul 16, 2005

Nov 10, 2006 #237

I'm not as creative as you guys:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaD
RebeccaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Rebecca
RebeccaD: Hello!What would you like to know about a restraining order?
You: I need to know exactly how to get one put on someone, and how they can be enforced
RebeccaD: What state are you looking for information in?
You: California
RebeccaD: Sure thing, one moment please and I will have somne information for you.
You: ok, do you need to know my current situation, will that effect whether or not I can get the restraining order put on this weirdo
RebeccaD: Well you will have to go in front of a judge and the judge will decide all that.
RebeccaD: Here is a bit of information to look over. I will search for California specific. One moment please.
You: This dude's been following me around for a few weeks now and he keeps writing me weird notes and stuff
You: Is that enough of a reason?
You: If not, i'm gonna have to take the baseball bat to his ass
RebeccaD: Just make sure to keep the notes for proof.
You: Or I could hit him with my car, which do you recommend?
RebeccaD: I wouldn't thinkg that would be a good idea : )
You: it's really starting to piss me off. I dont want my wife or kids to get involved in this. I'd rather end it fast
RebeccaD: The site I just sent explains civil harrassment and what can be done.
You: I guess a hit and run in my car would be easier.
RebeccaD: Then you would involve them if you got in trouble. I wouldn't advise it. Let the courts handle it.
You: Or I could rent a car and do it, even better!
RebeccaD: : )
You: Can you get me a link to a rental car company in California?
RebeccaD: I am sorry, you will need to conduct a new search for that.
RebeccaD: Are these results sufficient?
You: what sort of car do you think would be best. Something fast and sporty for a quick getaway? Or something bigger, like a Jeep, to make sure I take him out
You: Yeah, these are good for the restraining order I guess. You sure you cant help me with the cars?
You: If I paid you, could YOU kill him for me instead?
RebeccaD: Yeah, I don't think so!!!!
RebeccaD: I'm not a hitman , just a ChaCha guide.
You: Money isn't a problem, I run a big real estate company. Name your price
RebeccaD: Anything else I can help you with on this Topic?
You: Can you get me a link with info on how long i'd spend in jail if I got caught
RebeccaD: I would suggest you start a new search for your other questions. Thank you for using ChaCha and have a wonderful day!!
RebeccaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
And for everyone that has been banned for asking 'abusive' questions (myself included); go to http://translate.google.com and translate www.chacha.com from English into English.
You can carry on asking questions, but you can't see any of the links they get for you, what a shame :(
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leetsauce
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Joined: Jan 20, 2006

Nov 10, 2006 #238

Exox wrote:I'm not as creative as you guys:



And for everyone that has been banned for asking 'abusive' questions (myself included); go to http://translate.google.com and translate www.chacha.com from English into English.
You can carry on asking questions, but you can't see any of the links they get for you, what a shame :(


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Shorik
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Shorik
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Joined: Aug 13, 2002

Nov 10, 2006 #239

Exox wrote:I'm not as creative as you guys:



And for everyone that has been banned for asking 'abusive' questions (myself included); go to http://translate.google.com and translate www.chacha.com from English into English.
You can carry on asking questions, but you can't see any of the links they get for you, what a shame :(
doesnt work for me :(
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Exox
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Joined: Jul 16, 2005

Nov 10, 2006 #240

Shorik wrote:doesnt work for me :(
It works for me - using IE, if that makes any difference.

You dont have to translate it from English to English, choose whatever language and "Search with Guide" as normal.
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