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Dec 27, 2012 #1

Seriously get in on this shit if you haven't its free to play.

https://www.playhawken.com/#home
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Dec 27, 2012 #2

why did i think this was about stephen hawking being gay?
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Dec 27, 2012 #3

[email protected] wrote:why did i think this was about stephen hawking being gay?
because you have latent homosexual desires
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Dec 27, 2012 #4

what's your callsign?
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Dec 28, 2012 #5

[email protected] wrote:why did i think this was about stephen hawking being gay?
I was so drunk last night I thought it was about Christopher Walken :|
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Dec 28, 2012 #6

if its anything like all the other things you find entertaining, its garbage.
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Dec 28, 2012 #7

i downloaded it and couldn't get into a game, matchmaker was taking ages then gave up
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Dec 28, 2012 #8

[email protected] wrote:why did i think this was about stephen hawking being gay?


Just imagine what that relationship would be like. Hawking's lover would give him wine in a sippy cup. Hawking would recite poetry with his robo voice. The evening would culminate with the lover unzipping his pants and repeatedly thrusting his engorged member into Stephen's drooling crooked mouth by the light of a crackling fire. He would then wipe his seed from the naugahyde cushion on the wheelchair, kiss him gently on the forehead and show himself out.






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Dec 28, 2012 #9

Baloneyflaps wrote:Just imagine what that relationship would be like. Hawking's lover would give him wine in a sippy cup. Hawking would recite poetry with his robo voice. The evening would culminate with the lover unzipping his pants and repeatedly thrusting his engorged member into Stephen's drooling crooked mouth by the light of a crackling fire. He would then wipe his seed from the naugahyde cushion on the wheelchair, kiss him gently on the forehead and show himself out.






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Dec 29, 2012 #10

[email protected] wrote:uhhhhhh


it moved, didn't it?
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