Kenshin
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Apr 04, 2005 #41

This thread has some serious funnay potential.

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kristchan
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Apr 04, 2005 #42

In the first 3 months, you may experience these side effects:
Breast discomfort. Breast symptoms include pain, tenderness, and engorgement.
Breakthrough bleeding and spotting.
A reaction of the site of application.
Headache.
Nausea.
Upper respiratory infection
Menstrual cramps.
Problems wearing contact lenses.
Fluid retention or raised blood pressure.
Mood changes.
Abdominal pain.


Important safety facts: The contraceptive patch contains hormones similar to those in birth control pills. Hormonal contraceptives are not for everybody. Most side effects of the contraceptive patch are not serious and those that are, occur infrequently. Serious risks, which can be life threatening, include blood clots, stroke or heart attacks and are increased if you smoke cigarettes.
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Apr 04, 2005 #43

gaz wrote:ah well, enjoy your hypogonadism (google that for fun)
STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME FUCKER!

I EAT SHITS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST I AIN'T SCURRED!
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Apr 04, 2005 #44

kristchan wrote:this was going to be my reply

I've got a bunch of left over pills if you want them
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON BC YOU BITCH
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Apr 04, 2005 #45

Ortho Evra is the worst patch you can get anyway, it's only actually got like a 28-32% effectiveness, a friend of mine got pregnant after she'd been on it for 3 months. One broken condom + Ortho Evra = Baby Girl up for Adoption.
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Apr 04, 2005 #46

danvuquoc wrote:STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME FUCKER!

I EAT SHITS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST I AIN'T SCURRED!

Characterized by low serum testosterone levels, but with gonadotropins in the normal or low range. Men develop testicular suppression with decreased libido, impotence, decreased ejaculate volume, loss of body and facial hair, weakness, fatigue and often anemia. On testing, blood levels of testosterone are low and should be replaced. In the United States, testosterone may begiven as a bi-weekly intramuscular injection, a patch form, or a gel preparation. In other countries, oral preparations of testosterone are available.
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Apr 04, 2005 #47

right..

i'm sure something's going to happen, since you have the female counterpart of testosterone
:rolleyes:
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Apr 04, 2005 #48

This is a great idea...
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kristchan
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Apr 04, 2005 #49

The Rapist© wrote:YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON BC YOU BITCH
Somebody's got to be part of the lucky 6% who get a bad pill :mad:
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Apr 04, 2005 #50

blgdinger wrote:right..

i'm sure something's going to happen, since you have the female counterpart of testosterone
:rolleyes:
ESTROGEN
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