i dunno if you guys remember me, i shit on girls floors, i try to make fleshlights from wristrests, i jizz on desks and then construct solid jizzballs,
and now i can finally say that i smoked my own solidified jizz.
some dude here wanted to buy it and eat it on camera, but i cant just give away a zillion mini-me's for such an unverifiable task.
proof:![]()
i had my ex over (i shit on her floor in the thread referenced above), and she suggested that i so knife hits o' jizzball. it sounded too good to be true, and i still had this camera that i've been borrowing, so i did it and had her film it.
jizzball a couple months after its creation (it shrunk a little and was a little hard, but i gently massaged it into being pliable again):
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heres the video of my hot-knifing my jizzball via a $20 bill:
http://www.hosting4beer.com/jizzball.wmv
First hit...kinda sweet, dunno if i inhaled all the way. i was unsatisfied with the smoke volume.
i did it again and it really started burning, i inhaled a lot. i realize now that the video didn't show the exhale, but it was pretty big.
i gagged right afterwords, it tasted awful. i retched a couple times, but didnt puke, which was good, because my camerawoman bought me expensive dinners
my place smelled awful after that. it smelled like burning hair/flesh, which is believable because i just smoked a zillion of my prefetus (potential) manbabies i live in a 300 sq. ft. studio, so there was no escaping the stench. she made herself a bandanna and asked me to take her home.
here it is after i hit it:
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theres still enough to make more threads about reclaiming you own DNA. this is my first post 9/11/07 thread in genmay and i hope it lasts. i went to the bar after accomplishing this great feat, so i realize my engrish is not so good. anyways, don't ban me.
edit: digg it for all of my fallen mini DNA soldiers: http://digg.com/videos_comedy/Man_smoke ... Video_nsfw
and now i can finally say that i smoked my own solidified jizz.
some dude here wanted to buy it and eat it on camera, but i cant just give away a zillion mini-me's for such an unverifiable task.
proof:
i had my ex over (i shit on her floor in the thread referenced above), and she suggested that i so knife hits o' jizzball. it sounded too good to be true, and i still had this camera that i've been borrowing, so i did it and had her film it.
jizzball a couple months after its creation (it shrunk a little and was a little hard, but i gently massaged it into being pliable again):
heres the video of my hot-knifing my jizzball via a $20 bill:
http://www.hosting4beer.com/jizzball.wmv
First hit...kinda sweet, dunno if i inhaled all the way. i was unsatisfied with the smoke volume.
i did it again and it really started burning, i inhaled a lot. i realize now that the video didn't show the exhale, but it was pretty big.
i gagged right afterwords, it tasted awful. i retched a couple times, but didnt puke, which was good, because my camerawoman bought me expensive dinners
my place smelled awful after that. it smelled like burning hair/flesh, which is believable because i just smoked a zillion of my prefetus (potential) manbabies i live in a 300 sq. ft. studio, so there was no escaping the stench. she made herself a bandanna and asked me to take her home.
here it is after i hit it:
theres still enough to make more threads about reclaiming you own DNA. this is my first post 9/11/07 thread in genmay and i hope it lasts. i went to the bar after accomplishing this great feat, so i realize my engrish is not so good. anyways, don't ban me.
edit: digg it for all of my fallen mini DNA soldiers: http://digg.com/videos_comedy/Man_smoke ... Video_nsfw
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