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Dec 05, 2004 #141

Rtfx wrote:I have 4 gmail invites sitting around that could be used for this if needed :)
Ah yes, I have 12 invites that I could use for this too. I think it'll seem more believable if it's from a gmail address.
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Dec 05, 2004 #143

tehmay wrote:g how did you come up with this idea?
Just late at night, it popped into my head as a way for genmay to have fun and produce original content beyond lame helmut chops.
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Dec 05, 2004 #144

A startling 82.5% of all 'eggnog' type beverages have been found to contain a rare but potentially dangerous variety of bacteria that occurs almost exclusively within the eggs of certain types of poultry. While the bacteria normally exists peacefully in the digestive tract of poultry, it can sometimes find it's way into the eggs of infected birds and, in several cases, has been found to survive the pasteurization process and make it's way into popular eggnog beverages. In most cases, the bacteria is harmlessly destroyed by the body's immune system. However, 1 in 50 test subjects were found to exhibit symptoms ranging from strong nausea, diarrhea, and Hemoptysis to sudden decrease in sexual functioning and/or appetite for food. While seldom fatal, scientists warn drinkers of any eggnog-type beverages to exhibit caution whilst drinking this year, making sure to contact a doctor if any of the initial symptoms, such as warmth of the face, sudden increase in heart rate, or sweaty palms occur. Dr. Alan Werner, a prominent microbiologist at the University of Michigan warned, "We just cannot say with a degree of certainty that eggnog made with current processing methods is safe for consumption. More studies will have to be conducted before we can reassure the public that our initial findings are not a cause for concern." He went on to add, "This product can present an elevated risk to children, elderly, or those with weakened immune systems. I myself would not drink this, and urge moderation if not restraint among the public." More disturbing are reports that several manufacturers of eggnog and related beverages are in fact aware of the danger, yet have neglected to inform the public, fearing a reduction in sales around the critical Holiday season.

Please forward this to all of your loved ones so that they will be aware of this danger and have a safe and healthy Christmas holiday season!!!


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Dec 05, 2004 #145

More thoughts: Work some genmay humour into. Something we would get but nobody else will :)

For example: Tell the heartwarming story of a Ukranian girl born after Chernobyl who had hooves instead of feet, but nevertheless went on to work in the adult entertainment industry.
^ I did not come up with these "original" thoughts; the Devil or one of his imps put these thoughts in my head and I adopted them as my own.

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Dec 05, 2004 #146

synaesthesia wrote:A startling 82.5% of all 'eggnog' type beverages have been found to contain a rare but potentially dangerous variety of bacteria that occurs almost exclusively within the eggs of certain types of poultry. While the bacteria normally exists peacefully in the digestive tract of poultry, it can sometimes find it's way into the eggs of infected birds and, in several cases, has been found to survive the pasteurization process and make it's way into popular eggnog beverages. In most cases, the bacteria is harmlessly destroyed by the body's immune system. However, 1 in 50 test subjects were found to exhibit symptoms ranging from strong nausea, diarhhea, and Hemoptysis to sudden decrease in sexual functioning and/or appetite for food. While seldom fatal, scientists warn drinkers of any eggnog-type beverages to exhibit caution whilst drinking this year, making sure to contact a doctor if any of the initial symptons, such as warmth of the face, sudden increase in heart rate, or sweaty palms occur.
Gold :cool:

EDIT: You might want to get them to email a company that makes eggnog, demanding they take the product off the market until it is proven safe.
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Dec 05, 2004 #147

Schmuck wrote:More thoughts: Work some genmay humour into. Something we would get but nobody else will :)

For example: Tell the heartwarming story of a Ukranian girl born after Chernobyl who had hooves instead of feet, but nevertheless went on to work in the adult entertainment industry.
That would be good, my earlier comment about genmay humor was reserved for stupid inside jokes and catchphrases.
But women and water are in short supply
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Dec 05, 2004 #148

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Dec 05, 2004 #149

synaesthesia wrote:A startling 82.5% of all 'eggnog' type beverages have been found to contain a rare but potentially dangerous variety of bacteria......
<snip>

Add in:

Dr. Alan Werner, a prominent microbiologist at the University of Michigan warned, "We just cannot say with a degree of certainty that eggnog made with current processing methods is safe for consumption. More studies will have to be conducted before we can reassure the public that our initial findings are not a cause for concern." He went on to add, "This product can present an elevated risk to children, elderly, or those with weakened immune systems. I myself would not drink this, and urge moderation if not restraint among the public."
But women and water are in short supply
There's not enough dope for us all to get high
I hear it gets better, that's what they say
As soon as we sail on to Cane Garden Bay
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Dec 05, 2004 #150

g wrote:<snip>

Add in:

Dr. Alan Werner, a prominent microbiologist at the University of Michigan warned, "We just cannot say with a degree of certainty that eggnog made with current processing methods is safe for consumption. More studies will have to be conducted before we can reassure the public that our initial findings are not a cause for concern." He went on to add, "This product can present an elevated risk to children, elderly, or those with weakened immune systems. I myself would not drink this, and urge moderation if not restraint among the public."
:cool: we are going to ruin christmas :lol:
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